I think if someone comes over to your house with the purpose of killing you, and you have time to stall him before he does so (of course it's a him, it's always a friggin' dude, broads rarely pre-meditate murder, but everyone knows that, so let's move on), I'd recommend that you offer him a peanut butter sandwich with no jelly in a whole wheat pita (or whatever you happen to have in the house at the time of your imminent demise) and nothing to drink. He will choke to death.
I know I almost did.
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That is a brilliant plot, but when exactly should the sandwich be offered -- when the murderer-to-be appears at your door smiling and introducing himself as your new neighbour, or shortly after he begins to strangle you?
I would hate to die simply because of incorrect timing.
Ps. Glad you survived such a close call.
i guess you don't want strangers who might not murder you to choke to death at your doorstep, but safety first, right?
trick o' treaters will have a tough time, but whatevs.
yeah! it is a brilliant plot!(lol)
great blog by the way! :)
and thanks for visiting my blog!
glad to know someone other than my friends read it. *blush*
Thanks Anne,
Note to self:
Bring glass to milk with lead pipe to Billiard Room before killing Miss Scarlet.
Thanks Again,
Col. Mustard
Yes, of course. It makes perfect sense! And if you don't happen to have any grain products handy, you can always use the ole peanut butter on the nose trick. He'll be trying to lick that shit off for HOURS.
I usually just shoot intruders in the face with a gun.
oh you got a piece and you gotta brag?
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