Word has it that today that Ms. Couric is leaving the Today Show for a CBS Evening News anchor spot. Who cares, not important. What is important: She's cheap. Like, seriously f*cking cheap. I know this because my sister told me. And my sister knows this, because the scene of the crime was her former employer.
Who: Katie Couric and Tom Werner
What: In-room Couples Massage, $300-$400
Where: Bacara Resort and Spa, Santa Barbara California
When: 2004
How: Much did she tip? $10
Why: Because she's a cheap, dillusional, thinks-she's-so-great, bitch!
Dear Katie,
In this country, it is customary to tip 15% for good service, and 20% for exemplary service.
Example: If the massage cost $300, and you were happy with the way someone (at your request) had to rub their hands all over your slimy bodies, then a 20% tip is $60. If the massage cost $400, and you were happy with the way someone (at your request) rubbed their hands all over your slimy bodies, then a 20% tip is $80. Ten dollars does not factor in here at all. Ten dollars is like a 2.5% tip. I bet when you worked at Pizza Hut in the 70's (where you were fired for not doing sidework like filling up the ketchup bottles), you knew a good tip from an insulting one. You're a bitch.
Not a fan,
Anne
ps We look forward to watching your thin turtle lips expand with silicone in the near future. Twat.
7 comments:
Man, I'd love to massage that Al Roker.
i've heard bad things about this woman from a few other people who have had first hand encounters with her. tsk tsk tsk.
good thing there is a picture as bad as that one on the internet.
good memory anne!
yes...she is a cheap bitch...and she is fake. she made me change her massage ten million times so that she would get the best massage therapist in the joint....screw her.
Just to clarify: that ten was split between two massage therapists, $5 each.
P.S. Katie--you look like 14 pounds of sausage in a 10 lb bag. put some friggin' clothes on, you're not 23 anymore.
What a Bee-atch.
My question is this: how long does it take her to put on the mascara every day? Does she think that her eyelashes look good like that????
clumpy, you mean? like her boobs?
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