Big Papi Hits Cloud Scrapers

The Red Sox lost to the Blue Jays last night, and even though Wells pitched like crap, it was a good game for three reasons:

1) I could watch it because it was on National TV

2) Toronto has a lot of hot ass on their team

and most importantly,

3) DAVID ORTIZ!!!

I love you, Big Papi! And the rest of the Sox? Get your shit together. Big Papi can't save you every time for cryin' out loud.