Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

This is what I got in my inbox this morning. What a load of shit! What exactly is there to be happy about on Administrative Professionals Day again? I bet Secretaries Day was better. This is a load of shit. What, I'm so appreciated for "the outstanding job that I do", so a few hundred billion trees were sacrificed for a lousy piece of yellow paper instead of a check? Is this my bonus? Plus, they weren't even selective or discriminating about the yellow paper gift. Yes, I do an outstanding job, but I know other administrative professionals who don't and they got a yellow paper gift in their inbox. Am I unappreciative of my Administrative Professionals Appreciation Day yellow paper gift if I throw it away? And all the trees died for nothing? Should I frame it? Put it in my outbox? I mean, this is seriously a load of shit. Right? Is it me? A load of shit. L.....O......S.

New acronym. LOS.

I'm LOL about the LOS in my inbox.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok, I'm not laughing anymore. Now i'm sobbing. Because I'm an administrative professional. Lame!
Now...
I'm sobbing out loud. SOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOL
which also means coincidentally shit out of luck. SOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOLSOL

The whole thing blows.