Unfortunate Last Names

Sometimes people have bad first names and sometimes they have bad last names, and sometimes they have both. I like to make a mental collection of the bad names that I find on the highway of broken dreams that I call my career. I'll even keep their business cards for posterity. A few memorable ones which have distinguished themselves as being extra not good:

1. Connie Kuntz
2. Harry Ballis
3. Alvaro Cunto