Thursday, January 25, 2007

Grossness

Garner tells how a diamond ring — a gift from Affleck — fell into a drain
AP
"NEW YORK — Jennifer Garner revealed a secret Wednesday that she'd been keeping from Ben Affleck: She nearly lost a ring he had given her after the birth of their 1-year-old daughter, Violet.

Garner, who stars in Columbia Pictures' Catch and Release, said the mishap occurred while she was primping for the movie's premiere.

"He gave me this beautiful diamond ring and I was playing with it and ... it fell off. And it fell under this ice maker in the house — he (Affleck) hasn't even heard of this yet — and ... it fell into the drain under this ice maker," the 34-year-old actress said on Live With Regis and Kelly.

"And the plumber had to come and dismantle the thing from under the house. And he found it," she said, holding up her hand to flash the sparkler.

"And Ben hasn't even heard that," said co-host Regis Philbin.

"I should have warned him," Garner replied.

Garner and Affleck, 34, were married in June 2005. Violet was born later that year.

Catch and Release opens Friday."

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
WHAT A TRAGEDY!
WHAT A TRAGEDY!
WHAT A TRAGEDY!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SECRET!
I'M SO GLAD YOU FOUND IT BEFORE BEN FOUND OUT, JEN!

Douche.

Affleck didn't notice because he wipes booger diamonds on the back of the drapes, ok? So calm the f*ck down already and keep crap like this to yourself. Thanks. Bye. Grossness.

2 comments:

Valerie said...

I used to totally LOVE her. Now I find her quite annoying! Whatever! Like she can't go BUY the same exact ring.

Just Dave said...

Is she afraid Little Ben is going to slap her around or something? She's an action star, for chrissakes. She could crush him like a roach.