Why are you not reading the text written by an "I Could Already Have Won a Million Dollars" millionaire right now?
BECAUSE I PUT OLD 37 CENT FRIGGIN' STAMPS ON MY PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE ENTRIES AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT!!!
Will the two entries be mailed back of me for lack of proper postage? NO! You know there ain't return addresses on crap like that!
Man. What my life could have been.
People, learn from my mistakes. IF YOU HAVE STAMPS WITH A WHITE CRAZY WATER FOUL TYPE BIRD ON THEM BEWARE: They are only 37 cents. Don't be a pathetic statistic and cement yourself on the wrong side of the widening chasm between rich and poor like I did.
4 comments:
I had no idea the price of stamps went up. Thanks for the tip. I'd send you a Thank You card or something, but math confuses me.
You should totally do your P.C. entries online. I do. I'm just waiting for the win now.
Really? They still do that?!
In the fine print of the PBC rules, you will see that the grand prize is paid in installments and that the prize cannot be transferred, i.e., if you croak before all installments are paid, your heirs get zippo. That's why only 80 year old contestants are the ones who win. Watch the ads. Ever see a 20-something jumping for joy? The answer is no.
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