In a Doodle Minute

Doodle 12/29/06

Here is a series of things that Doodle does every other day. Warning: Some are cute, some are not so cute.

1. When I get home from work, Doodle greets me in the foyer (that's right, I said it. I have one.) and scratches on her scratching post. Cute.
2. She follows me around and tries to corral me into the kitchen to feed her wet food for dinner. Sort of cute.
3. Meows and sits by the bowl if I ignore her. Sort of cute.
4. Eats so quickly and violently you'd think she had killed the tuna herself. Cute.
5. Walks into the livingroom and then bathroom with a mouth full of food, still chewing. Cute.
6. Takes a pee on the toilet. Five years now and it amazes me everytime. Cute.
7. Goes back for more food. Semi cute.
8. Walks into the living room still chewing a mouthful of food (see #4)
9. Meows at the living room ceiling. Not cute
10. Repeat #9 ten more times. Not cute x10.
11. Goes back to food bowl, sniffs, and then "buries it" by flicking and kicking "air dirt" over it, preventing all the others who live here from eating her dinner. Semi-cute, borderline annoying.
12. Meows at the kitchen ceiling. Not cute.
13. Walks into the living room and meows. Not cute.
14. Meows in every room. Not cute.
15. I have to chase her into the bathroom and shut the door to stop the meowing. Not cute.
16. I open the door to find her tearing out of the john at lightning speed making a strange deep crazy meow. Scary cute. There is a huge dump in the toilet. Gross but cute all the same.
17. She runs around for 5 maybe ten minutes tops. Semi cute.
18. She goes back into the kitchen and has a few more bites to eat. Cute
19. Wanders back into the livingroom. Jumps up on my lap at the desk. Stays awhile. Cute.
20. Walks into the living room, sits on the top corner of the other side of the sofa and takes a bath. Ehh.
21. Gives me dirty looks while I watch tv before she nods off. Cute?