- The highway death rate is higher for cautious 82-year-old women than for risk-taking 16- year-old boys.
- New England is the safest region for motorists, despite all those stories about crazy Boston drivers.
- The safest passenger is a youngster strapped in a car seat and being driven during morning rush hour.
So if you want to be bug on a windshield, your best bet--according to the study--is to be an 82-year-old woman on a motorcycle at 2 a.m. Being drunk is optional; you'll be picked off by a 22 year old dude who'll be drunk enough for the both of you. I recommend a few wine coolers. After all, it's your last ride.
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i'm the best damn parallel parker around this neck o the woods.
I think that the real question is: Who's Better At Driving With Their Knees?
How many of the women were gay? The men? How many of the men had a women sitting in the passenger seat screaming at them, "You're going to fast, you idiot" or "You missed the goddamn turn, you stupid prick" until the idea of a fatal accident became attractive? This study leaves many unanswered questions.
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