I think it's in either a New Orleans or a Key West cemetery--one of the above ground styles-- that is home to the grave of a man whose grave marker reads, "I Told You I Was Sick." I was reminded of it because I just saw a hilarious New Yorker cartoon by a Zachary Kanin featuring a tombstone that reads, "Wouldn't Stop Picking At It."
So, don't pick, people. Stop picking at it.
This could be my last post, as something about my sandwich tasted not so good, and yet, I ate it anyway. If so, farewell, kids. Stop picking.
P.S. Go, New England Patriots!
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I think that I would just like a simple headstone simply reading, "What are you looking at, asshole?". That should do me for eternity.
Sorry, Anne but the Eagles are gonna win.
sorry to burst your bubble.
There's a lot of Polonium-210 in England at present.
Just sayin'
That tombstone is in Key West. Great stuff.
Okay, okay, I'll stop pickin'... if you stop eating at the first moment you think "Hmmm. This doesn't taste right."
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