"Considering your past history, don't you think you're at risk for making the same mistakes?"
Past history?
It's either history or past.
Not PAST HISTORY.
Why? Because it's a given that history is in the past, jackass.
Is there any other kind of history? Present history? Future history? Perhaps a refresher course in Dickens' A Christmas Carol is in order?
Get your shit together, you overpaid dumbass newscasters, you're contributing to my insanity.
*Ditto for the ubiquitous "At this point in time." Pick one. Point or time. Jesus.
7 comments:
Anne, what would we do without you? Thanks for pointing out our stupidness.
You know, I never thought about this quote. You've enlightened me.
glad to help, teri; it's what i'm all about: pointing out people's stupidness.
it's one of my most endearing qualities.
And thanks again for pointing out that I had my shoes on the wrong feet.
just for the record, the word is technically "stupidity" but i can't expect people to know that so...
do you hold classes on grammar, etc.? cause I will be the first one to sign up. who could ask for a better teacher.
this is what happens where there are 50 million languages in our country along with all the slang words. You tend to forget how to talk.
i'll teach a grammar class if you'll teach a math class. numbers scare me.
Someone using the sort of redundant phrase 'past history' is the reason why my 'past history' is filled with various assault and battery charges.
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