Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Rubber Balls and Liquor

Imagine the size of the 50DD, 52D & 52DD versions of this silicone breast form?

Breast Form
Our Silicone Comfort breast form interacts with you-even while you're golfing or swimming, it hugs you for 100% confidence and comfort. Finest silicone gel in a skin-like casing. Feels and looks natural. Undetectable even in sheer, lacy bras. Interchangeable left or right. 2-year warranty.


Sure, if your breasts are a little uneven or if you lost a can to cancer, these doo-hickeys can help you. But a faux boob so big, you could play rugby with it? Advice: If you've only got one titty and it's a 52DD? A rubber watermelon for your empty bra cup is tough to pack on a trip and it ain't foolin' nobody. Get yourself a chainsaw and a friend who will help you take care of business. What's one huge titty gonna do for you? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.