I Was in Public With a Man With a Huge Zit on His Forehead

Naturally, it was a bit embarrassing for both of us. Possibly a little more embarrassing for me. The zit is on his upper forehead above his right eye and sits atop a large egg-shaped pulsating mound of redness. It is --at the very least--a day away from popping. When he raises his eyebrows, the zit virtually disappears, but then he looks incredibly startled and borderline insane. I'll describe the experience of being in public with a man with a huge zit on his forehead in greater detail later. Thanks for your attention, and enjoy your afternoon.