Wednesday, March 26, 2008

What Recession? I'm Moving, Suckers!


Some of you may have heard that because of my incredible and lucrative career, the strong U.S. dollar, amazing investments I've made over the years, and a sudden windfall of cash (don't ask me to elaborate) I am moving. Onward and upward to Park Avenue, that is--to a deluxe apartment in the sky! As you can see, there are two types of apartments--but I've chosen the Duplex (14 rooms and 4 baths); I think it suits my and Doodle's needs best. Yes, my new residence is glamourous, but moving never is; wish me luck!
Estimated move date: May 15, 1912

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