Unless you find the following tantalizing:
Rachel wakes up, is in a rush, her assistants are in a rush, her makeup artist tries to work with her face, Rachel runs around in a towel checking her Blackberry, nobody brushes her hair, and someone helps her Size 0 self into something "amazing" to go see some other Size 0 clothes at some "amazing" designer's studio, OMG, limo ride, Blackberry, Starbucks, limo ride to another "amazing" designer, OMG, some celebrity swings by for something "amazing" to wear to a red carpet awards show in LA, OMG Starbucks, Rachel rushes around to find something "amazing" to wear to Fashion Week tent show in NYC, OMG which, OMG, she's late for and is "amazing" by the way, OMG she reads stuff about herself on the internet and OMG cries to her husband (Husband? Thought he was the gay assistant) whom she never has time for but is OMG "amazing" something to the effect of "I'M SO AMAZINGLY BUSY AND EVERYONE HATES ME OMG." The End.
I've scanned a page from my notebook below to show you my Rachel Zoe sketch, doing what she does in every episode: Cry about her life "WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME!?!" while her makeup artist tries to erase the grimace-inspired lines from Botox free part of her face. The top part's been Botoxed. Two questions: Did you know that Botoxed folks can cry real tears? Why prevents her from Botoxing the rest of her dome piece so it matches the forehead? You'd expect nothing less from an expert at accessorizing, no?,
A Material World dives in deeper with her great review of The Rachel Zoe Project here.
1 comment:
i'm so glad someone else has seen this trainwreck of a show and hated it as much as i did.
she reminds me of those super bitchy girls in high school who were skinny & mean to everyone. (they mostly ended up working as checkout clerks and gaining lots of weight.)
this broad is still a bitch, mean high school girl, now with an old face.
gross.
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