Monday, February 05, 2007

Britney Likes Duane Reade Because She Doesn't Know Better

Or she was possibly hammered.

That's right, Britney Spears herself was spotted at an undisclosed Duane Reade location at 3 a.m. Monday morning buying Morning-After Kamikaze Shots Products: Gatorade and Tylenol.

In a related story, a hooker was spotted on Park Avenue South at 4 a.m. Monday morning sniffing her left armpit.

1 comment:

Special K said...

I bet she bought some "anti-itch" cream too.