Tuesday, February 06, 2007

It's What You Do For Love

If you're not willing to don dark glasses, trench coat, dark wig, and black gloves, jump in a car with a BB gun, pepper spray, 4" folding knife, rubber tubing and trash bags, to then drive 950 miles in adult diapers, well: YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR MAN.What? She just wanted to talk to her. Ok, she also wanted to scare her. And then talk. Honest. How can you talk properly without rubber tubing? Seriously.

8 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Chicks. Sheeesh!

anne altman said...

i have some duct tape and a little pepper spray left. let's talk about it.

newbluebaby said...

Meet in the parking garage. At night.

matt said...

Why do female astronauts always have such bad hair?

newbluebaby said...

An Inanimate Carbon Rod would have prevented that mess.

Mel said...

she is scary without the rubber tubing.

Special K said...

Typical. An accomplished female with a dream job (hello...fucking astronaut!) throws away her freedom and future because she's in 'competition' with another female.

When are we going to unite, sisters? We can rule the fucking world if we just UNITE!!!

anne altman said...

some sisters are just doing it for themselves, apparently.