Nothing says "I hate you, but I love me" more than dressing your seven best friends in frocks which make them look like Chicago Bears starting offensive linemen. That dress only looks good on a hanger. I don't care if she bribed y'all with Hawaii, gals, you should have said, "No, thanks, bitch. If I wanted to look like a fatty, I can do it at home for a heck of a lot less money and no photographers."
Monday, February 05, 2007
This Bride is a Bitch
Nothing says "I hate you, but I love me" more than dressing your seven best friends in frocks which make them look like Chicago Bears starting offensive linemen. That dress only looks good on a hanger. I don't care if she bribed y'all with Hawaii, gals, you should have said, "No, thanks, bitch. If I wanted to look like a fatty, I can do it at home for a heck of a lot less money and no photographers."
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.......i think you've got that one right.
You nailed this one!
They look like Life-Savers candy...
Cherry with an Orange belts - how sexy!
Nobody got laid at that wedding without TONS of alcohol....
I just realized that if the brunette beside The Bride of Satan was a tad uglier; she'd look a hell of a lot like me.
Thanks for that.
I'm off do my pilates tapes again..........
This is why you all need to join me in my Bridesmaid Retirement Plan!
THEY ARE WEARING FLIP FLOPS!
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