Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Back Burner? Peace. Front Burner? Bed Bugs.

Get ready for bed bugs, folks. Gross! How to make sure you don't end up with them crawling on you at night and feasting on your blood? Easy:

Never travel on airplanes, trains or buses or ever spend the night in hotels, motels, or the home of anyone who has traveled on airplanes, trains, or buses or ever spent the night in hotels or motels. Never invite anyone who has traveled on airplanes, trains or buses or ever spent the night in hotels or motels over to your home. Ever.

The word on the street? Bed bugs are favored in this match up.

Good luck, us!

BRING BACK DDT, PLEASE.

Click here for Google news on bed bugs-- just to see how far, wide and crazy this epidemic is spreading. Just thank 9C for bringing them to Manhattan from England.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like I didn't have a hard enough time sleeping at night before... now you go and put this on my brain as well. What a great morning wake up call!!

Guess I know what I'll be doing today......(frantically ripping through every bedroom in the house).

Anonymous said...

Place cloths dryer sheets between bed sheets and mattress, should do the trick.

Special K said...

There goes my tirp to New Orleans.
Cuz, if anytown's got 'em it's got to be skanky "N'orlins"

Rudy Rizcheck said...

Another sign of the impending apacolypse.