Breaking News: Governor Eliot Spitzer Can't Keep It in His Pants

Alright, alright---dudes can't keep it in their pants.

This is news?

Everyone's shocked?

Not me. Not this broad.

Allegedly, Governor Spitzer had a meeting with the Emperor's Club, a high-priced, "exclusive" (ie: pricey, yo.) prostitution ring, on February 13 in Washington D.C. I just listened to his press conference, where he basically admits he's let his family and the public down. Whether or not he'll resign is to be determined--he will report back to us "in short order."

Oh, Eliot. On Valentine's Day Eve?

Tsk, tsk.

Sure, you want to stick your dick in stuff things than your wife. But you're a politican, Governor Spitzer--an American politician, one who specializes in fighting organized crime. People find this shiz out--and in this country, care. People always shit on France and stuff, but man, if you want to be a dude and have extra-marital sex with no public repercussions per se, France is the place to be. Better out in the open and than the hypocrisy here. So let's fly to to Paris and stick our baguettes in some brie, shall we?

Waaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...