Did Elvis Just Tell You to Shove it Up Your Nose?

Yes he did! Believe it: Elvis just told you to "shove it up your nose!" at :51 seconds. I thought this version of "Suspicious Minds" sounded high on cocaine. Seriously, man, can we get an EKG please? Is Elvis is fuckin' awesome, or what? Yes, he's fuckin' awesome; in whatever shape, peanut butter and banana bacon whatevs, the man was awesome. Make no dizzouts about it; I'd totally be shaking my fat ass off at that show and making out with him in the front row. I'm caught in a trap, yo! I can't fuckin' walk out! He's never lied to me! No, no! For reals!