See, when you make a donation by clicking the PayPal button in the sidebar at right, not only to you get the satisfaction of making the dream of Doodle Goes to Camp a reality for a restless 7 pound terrorist cooped up in a spacious midtown apartment this shiteous economy (Jet Blue charges $100 each way for a pet stowed under your seat--up fifty beans from last year), you're getting Doodle off my jock for awhile. Love her to death, TO DEATH! But man, is she annoying when she's bored. And let me tell you, she's fucking bored. I just can't take the meowing. The lying around, the moping, the meowing. I've enjoyed a lousy five minute break from the annoying when she caught in midair (and immediately ate) the two stray flies that got in here. Then there's what she did to my houseplant. Then I've got to annoy her back by putting hats and wigs on her and take her picture she just hates that, and then we end up fighting. Look, bitch wants to go out and kill, okay? Let her kill! Please, won't you help her kill? Just a $1. Every $1 helps Doodle torture and kill, kill (or just torture and then it eventually dies) another defenseless creature, every $1 helps her eat another blade of grass, every $1? Another rewarding crap in the great outdoors.
Doodle and I thank you in advance--every bean counts!
donations
so far: $110
to go: $90
15 comments:
Here I am trying to figure out how "Doodle's Fresh Air Fund" gets shortened to DFAD?
I love the idea of summer camp for summer kitties though. Our big cat Syd is content to kill the stray moth that gets into the house. He is soooo proud!
guess dfad sounded better.
sigh.
dfaf.
doofaf.
doofus.
Doodle's Fresh Air Donation works just as well. Better add a percentage for surcharge. When is the deadline?
Doodle Goes to Camp August 1!
Deadline: Before August 1.
I can't stand to see or hear Doodle whine so I donated.
Can she bring back something good that she catches? how about some pictures? video?
thanks, teri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm thinking about purchasing that kitty cam that goes 'round her neck so we can see what she sees.
will advise.
i'll look into it today
that link doesn't work..
I was all prepared to make a donation
yay! 20$ from me
okay
the link on the right works
but the one up there doesn't
I just sent a
whopping $1.00
rock on doodle
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will fix the link.
Wow - do you think people would donate to my kid's college fund?
Probably not.
People like cats better than kids.
That's why I want my kid to be in Cats. It ups the cute quotient.
THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!! 108 and counting. . .
110 and counting! you guys rule! doodle thanks you in advance.
I donated $5. anything for Doodle.
man oh man oh man
doodle is so loved!!!
116 and counting
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