Annie's Big Adventure

I feel well enough to leave the house this morning--the first chance in 4 days--and I'm taking my time. First stop will be Dunkin' Donuts, for an egg white veggie flatbread sandwich--have you had one? They're awesome-- and the first semi solid foodstuff ingested in so many days as well, if I have an appetite. Fingers crossed, folks--I really want one of those things. Second stop, Walgreens! Sit down everyone, I know you're excited, but please, sit down. Now, because I've lost those pesky five pounds (it was ugly, I don't recommend it), and I still can't afford beauty maintenance, I look very much like Anne in the New Economy. Drink it in, folks. Drink it in. Now get the hell out of here. Scary's got a trip to make before she chickens out. Wearing a hat, I might add, so that I don't run into my hairstylist on the street. Butterfly would be aplotz if she saw this crazy Robert Plant I'm rocking today. Does it look like I've been up all night snorting coke off the tits of a groupie? Check. Is it long, frizzy, all over the place, two different colors, and 100% split ends? Sure. But is it clean? Exactly. And does it rock? I know. Thank you.