Paris Hilton's My New BFF Update: Lauren is On Her Period Right Now

Which is why getting the note at the spa about the fake gossip rumor was a really bad time to get a note at a spa about a fake gossip rumor to see if she, Lauren, could be her new BFF to Paris because she does consider herself to be a good friend. It's just the period thing. I can't explain Kiki's problem. I think she's probably just a bitch. But I wouldn't know. I don't watch this show. 

Alright, so watched it tonight. So? The Bills lost. Fuck off.