- Clay Aiken
- Star Jones
Tall or short?
Fat ass or fat gut?
Stringy hair or ruthless afro?
Spindle fingers or potato fingers?
Big nose or big teeth?
People call you the following behind your back (choose 1):
- annoying
- cheap
- hideous
- dumb
Tough choices you don't get to make in real life. But at Two Can Anne, you can be who you want to be. Enjoy your new life.
4 comments:
I think people already call me annoying, cheap and hideous. But not dumb. That is my great achievement in life: not being perceived as dumb.
You're cruel.
I'll go mouth-jobs from Clay for as many months as it takes until I'm legally entitled to 1.5 mill--then I'm out.
Otherwise I'll just use my mattress.
My head just exploded.
ruthless afros!
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