Shut up already with all the drooling and the oogling and the “Giada Giada Giada” and the face an inch from the television when her shows are on the Food Network, all under the guise of learning new recipes. Ok? I mean, please. You don't even cook. Standing in front of the refrigerator in your boxers stuffing a rolled up piece of turkey and slice of cheese in your mouth does not justify you spending hours a week watching a show about preparing meals.
Is she hot? Yes.
Is she hot? Yes.
Does she have huge distracting cans? Yes.
Does she make gross sexy annoying mouth noises when she’s perkily chopping/tasting/slow roasting/shopping for food? Yes.
Since you can’t get enough of her, Doodle wants to enlighten you with a detail you may have overlooked: If Giada spends that much time preparing, eating and enjoying all those meals, (while making all of those annoying mouth noises) then Giada spends a lot of time in the john taking huge dumps.
So, why don’t you chew on that for awhile, huh, fellas? Great. Thanks. Bye.
13 comments:
brilliant.
While she is cute, I've always found that maniacal grin of hers terrifying.
I hate the way she says
"Spee Ge Tee"
makes me cringe
Also...
Her head is WAY TO BIG
for her body
and she takes huge dumps.
did i mention that?
or she's bulimic
I've often wondered about this because she eats ALOT, she's Italian for God's sake and she a bean pole.
something's up..........
her toilet lid, that's what
badum dum
ok, i promise i'll stop now.
They call her "Little Big-Head" on the set.
But she's so hot I bet her dumps don't smell all that bad.
Her dumps, her dumps, her lovely lady dumps...
I think her cooking is like restless leg syndrome. Maybe she'll get it when she's pregnant.
She's awesome! Everyday Italian is the second best show on the Food Network after Good Eats.
Hater!
Never heard of her.
Everybody poops.
newblue you are a rare species. the only male on earth who hasn't. now you do.
She doesn't take dumps, gnocchi pops out of her ears.
Big Smelly Gnocchi Dumps, I suppose.
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