If you want to be fashionable in 2007, here's what you've got to do.
- Those preppy polo shirts you bought last spring? Out. In? Flowy crap.
- Those low rise 7 jeans? Outtie. Innie? High-waisters, a la 1982.
- Those rounded, soft-edged bags? Out. In? Square, structured.
- I'm already tired teaching, so listen up: All the stuff you bought last year is bad.
Happy consuming, consumer!
4 comments:
High-waisted jeans are back? Hallelujah! I am so sick of seeing pierced navels, peek-over thong underwear and pubic hair stubble.
That's why I shop at the GAP. Josh if you will: but knit shirts and kakhis never go out of style.
Except for that one time in the 80s....
Never!
But i just bought all that crap in December!
I refuse to go back to the tightly taperd-leg jeans, legwarmers and Eastons...
REFUSE, I tell you!!!
If Keds ever go out of style, I'm dead.
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