Here's a poem I wrote containing a nifty fashion tip! You're welcome.You ate much at Thanksiving.
Now you have 6 tits instead of two.
These bra extenders are for you.
Bra Extenders
Fabric shrinkage, weight gain, half or off sizes all make for uncomfortable fitting bras. Inexpensive hook-on bra extenders relieve pressure and give extra-life to bras in otherwise good condition.
Available for bras with two, three or four hooks.
Comes in set of 3 for two and three hook bras.
Comes in set of 2 for four hook bras.
Buy yours today.
3 comments:
It's nice that the catalog allows you to blame it on "fabric shrinkage." Yeah, I hate it when my lycra/spandex/fiberglass bras "shrink."
I want to laugh at it, but GODDAMN that's a brilliant idea!
yes, this catalogue is kind. they have nice words for poop and pee too.
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