Thursday, November 09, 2006

I've Already Scripted the First Few Lines of My Date Tonight

I think things will be interesting for me if I make things more interesting for him. This is how I imagine things will go.

"So, tell me all about this new job of yours?"
"My boss has no fingernails."

-silence-

"And when I say no fingernails, I don't mean just short. I mean, bloody, raw nail beds. Exposed."

6 comments:

newbluebaby said...

So, you like pie?

Teri said...

you like sending men out the door screaming for their lives, don't you?

are you trying to find a man or is this just an experiment?

newbluebaby said...

She to experiment ON men. I still limp and occasionally walk into walls.

JR said...

Let us know how it turns out, Anne - We could all use the good laugh!

Creepy said...

Either it was a very good date or a very bad date.

Some Guy said...

Do you think we should send out a search party?