"Busy" the receptionist just told me that the office is cancelling the Poland Springs Water. After this supply is gone, the water cooler is finito. Why? People are drinking it too fast. I have a feeling it could have something to do with the 92 degree temperatures in the office itself, but it doesn't much matter, someone is drinking too much water. And now we're all going to pay.
In the eighties, my aunt Neeny used to buy that Aussie Sprunch Spray stuff (hairspray gel for the ultimate in crunchy bangs) --which was all the rage--for her two daughters. She'd get all flustered and could be heard complaining, "I buy them the Aussie Scrunchie Spray and...and...and... they just go and use it all!"
Hmmmm. Poland Spring Water, Aussie Sprunch Spray. Look, people, if you keep using it, we're going to stop buying it.
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Don't need Hercule Poirrot to figure this one out. It's got to be the chick with the fire hose urethra that's chugging the water. Who else?
No more water for you! I had a boss like that once that got rid of our water cooler too. Bitch.
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