Ok, so you're white and you're a white supremacist. You're at a party. A Hispanic kid is also at the party. He is not a white supremacist. So, you decide to shout "WHITE POWER" and...
...Shove a patio umbrella up his ass.
A patio umbrella?
Not just once, or twice, but 50,000 times so that he needs to spend 3 months in the hospital, thirty operations and almost doesn't survive. Couldn't you have just called him a spic and punched him in the face like in the old days? What's with the ass fixation? For someone who hates gay people, that's a very very very gay way to assault someone, Mr. McWhitey. Gaaaaay. Have a delightful time in prison identifying the various things you'll soon find up your own ass. It ain't gonna be no patio umbrella.
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Yes, with any luck he will become quite familiar with the feeling of being sodomized, but it still won't be justice.
It won't be a patio umbrella and it won't be white, either. And he will enjoy it day after day, year after year until you can drive a Volkswagen up his butt. It may not be justice but it's the best we got.
Once I got drunk at a party and made love to Patty O'Furniture.
I was never invited back.
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