Cat barf apparently takes the finish off of your hardwood floors. I learned this the hardwood hard way this morning. So next time, when you're screaming at the top of your lungs, "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BARFING ON THE CARPET WHEN THE FLOOR IS JUST INCHES AWAY?" remember that she's really doing you a favor. Somehow. I suppose*.
*Look, give me a break. I'm new to this positive thinking horseshit and not sold on it by any means. Just trying to cope.
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