Rising Global Food Costs: How to Save

The U.S. economy is in the toilet and about to be flushed. Food costs are soaring globally and people are super duper starving in Ethiopia as opposed to just regular starving. Super fatty Americans are feeling the pinch as well. How to deal? Eat your pets. Eliminate that other mouth to feed while feeding yourself. If you can't stomach that idea, do what I do: eat next to nothing! It works! Just a few weeks into eating a pint of ice cream every other day, not only have I lost five pounds, I'm a few bucks away from purchasing my first mansion. Learn from me and spin poverty into success the delicious way.