Christina Szele Wants to Party With You or She's Gonna Git You

Who is Christina Szele? Well, she lit up a cigarette on a recent Jet Blue flight and then caused all kinds of delightful trouble. Read the story here.

The highlights:

• Szele told investigators she doesn't remember hitting anyone because she was drunk and blamed the flight crew, saying they "served her three vodka drinks."
• The crew told investigators she was served only one drink.
• Szele also admitted to investigators that she drank two beers at home prior to leaving for the airport.
• She told the investigators she normally curses a lot and often uses the "F" word.
• Szele said if she did hit someone, "he must have hurt her because she is not a violent person."
• Whyte says Szele was yelling racial epithets to him the entire time and said, "I'm going to get you." She also threatened to kill him.

Sure, she's no Gerard Finneran, but Christina Szele definitely makes the Frequent Former Flyer All Star Club in my opinion. The show she put on just may be worth the fines. And the jail time. As soon as they un-handcuff her I'd like to shake her hand. I just hope she doesn't punch me.