Tuesday, April 04, 2006
America's Perky Sweetheart Is A Cheap Bitch
Word has it that today that Ms. Couric is leaving the Today Show for a CBS Evening News anchor spot. Who cares, not important. What is important: She's cheap. Like, seriously f*cking cheap. I know this because my sister told me. And my sister knows this, because the scene of the crime was her former employer.
Who: Katie Couric and Tom Werner
What: In-room Couples Massage, $300-$400
Where: Bacara Resort and Spa, Santa Barbara California
How: Much did she tip? $10
Why: Because she's a cheap, dillusional, thinks-she's-so-great, bitch!
In this country, it is customary to tip 15% for good service, and 20% for exemplary service.
Example: If the massage cost $300, and you were happy with the way someone (at your request) had to rub their hands all over your slimy bodies, then a 20% tip is $60. If the massage cost $400, and you were happy with the way someone (at your request) rubbed their hands all over your slimy bodies, then a 20% tip is $80. Ten dollars does not factor in here at all. Ten dollars is like a 2.5% tip. I bet when you worked at Pizza Hut in the 70's (where you were fired for not doing sidework like filling up the ketchup bottles), you knew a good tip from an insulting one. You're a bitch.
Not a fan,
ps We look forward to watching your thin turtle lips expand with silicone in the near future. Twat.