I am easily amused--nothing cracks me up more than myself and tricking man or machine into saying stupid words. My sister and I abused her Speak n' Spell well beyond our speaking and spelling years. Enter Bartelby.com. Not only will Bartelby define the word poop for you, if you click on the little orange speaker icon, it will also pronounce it. Sometimes you get a dude, sometimes a broad, it depends on the word, I suppose. The dude will say poop and jerkbut the broad says whatever. Now you try.