Mike and Ikes. They're bursting with Fruit Juice Flavor. They're fresh and chewy and fruit juice flavor-y, and they cost a mere 65 cents from my local vending machine down the hall. Apparently they come in a bag now instead of a box like in the olden days. And they are goddamned delicious.
(bag half-way gone now)
They're made by Just Born candy company. I imagine working there would make my job taste like candy. I see they have several career opportunities at Just Born. There's an opening for Maintenance Mechanic - 2nd Shift in Philly!
But it's 2nd shift, though.
I was really looking for 1st shift. Ah, well.
P.S. I have a tummy ache
P.P.S. I'm bi
P.P.P.S. ROLF LMAO