Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Piss Festival

What if you recieved a very formal, fancy shmancy invitation that read


You are cordially invited to attend
The 2006 Piss Festival
Would you go? Even if you didn't know what it was? I imagine if you're the the sort of person who knows what a piss festival is, you'd go, because you'd be into it. But I just made it up, and I have no idea what it is, so I'm probably not going to go. Plus, I wasn't really invited to a piss festival. Now were I actually invited to an actual piss festival, what to wear would definitely be an issue. Like, is piss just flying around all over the place or is it more contained? No doubt these are generally outdoor events. I wonder if they have a pissing contest at a piss festival. Probably, right?


Liz said...

i would go and stand outside the festival and take notes.

anne altman said...

i think i'd be right beside you, liz. it would be a spectacle. or as my ex boyfriend's grandmother would say, a "skeptical."

newbluebaby said...

I'm sure it would be better than a Crapapolooza.