Tuesday, April 18, 2006

A Bodice Ripper Starring YOU


And your choice of either 1) Fabio, 2) A Martinez --some soap star, if you were home all day, I'd not have to explain this person-- or 3) Tia Carrere. You just punch in your name and go from there. It's terrible. And no, they won't accept a*shole or sh*t as first names, I tried. They did accept Annie Bum Bum however.

Click here to begin your dirty adventure

2 comments:

Liz said...

Forget the war, let's boycott Oral-B for sponsoring that subpar trashy romance "novel" (okay, two pages). does oral-b think this site is going to make people buy its products? no, it's going to make women all over the world contemplate suicide because they'll never after a fairy tale ending with a martinez.

newbluebaby said...

I fell down a well and was eaten by a hippo. This story sucks.