A COLORING BOOK FOR LAWYERS
THIS IS ME. I am a lawyer. Lawyers are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underpants important.
This IS MY SUIT. Color it gray, or I will lose my job.
THIS IS MY TRAIN. It takes me to my office every day. You meet lots of interesting people on the train. Color them all gray.
THIS IS MY ELEVATOR. It takes me way up high. People who are not lawyers stand right next to me in the elevator. They are all right, but i would not want my daughter to marry one of them.
THIS IS MY DESK. It is mahogany. Important people have mahogany desks. My walls are mahogany too. I wish I were mahogany.