Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Oh My Good God

Star Jones probably thought she was one of those fat people who had "pretty face but just needs to lose some weight" or that she had a "skinny person inside just waiting to come out..."

She was wrong. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. She needs to put the skinny person back inside. But she can't now because she had radical gastric bypass surgery, and if she eats more than a thimble full, she'll blow her ass out.
The End.

P.S. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

4 comments:

whipcreamy said...

i hate hollywood for things like this! she looks disgusting. i mean, i know she had some junk in the trunk before, but i bet she was healthier then!

Liz said...

honestly, i don't believe that this is the same star jones. i don't know what "they" (i.e. her new husband) did with the old one but i, for one, can see how this new star has forced meridith viera (sp?) to move from one bad morning show to an even worse morning show.

anne altman said...

It does beg the question: Why is Star Jones a star?

newbluebaby said...

Affirmative action. It was either her or the Snapple Lady.