Thursday, April 13, 2006

Doodle Is A Bad Housewife

All I ask from my cat is that she do some light chores around the house. Looks like someone's loafing around all day and not pulling their weight. Does somebody want to go back to the coatcheck of Pravda where she was found? When Mommy was leaving hammered one night? And the coatcheck girl with the hot pink hair, nose ring, and glitter eye shadow had a kitten on her shoulder? And I asked, "Can I hold it?" and she asked "Do you want a kitty?" Hmm?

1 comment:

whipcreamy said...

why is she so damn cute? let the bitch watch her shows.