Monday, December 18, 2006

Why?

Makes me want to cry
And not in a good way
I'm not gonna lie
Why does he exist?
Why?

3 comments:

Just Dave said...

I think that the simple answer is that there are far more rednecks out there than there are balletomanes. The true answer is probably something much darker and complex having to do with the eternal battle between good and evil and Muslim fanaticism.

anne altman said...

Here's Larry the Cable guy before he got his hook.

Hook meaning: his fake accent ala GW Bush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROn7ZvVoW8

(compliments of newbluebaby)

The moral of this story: Speak with a fake southern drawl and people will buy your crap.

Valerie said...

I saw him in a comedy club about 10-12 years ago before he was famous. Partied with him later that night too at the local nightclub. He kept up that fake accent all night too. Wasn't till just recently that I found out it was fake. HE SUCKS!