"Mortified" The Book Pimped in This Week's the Onion

Yay! Lookit Lookit Lookit! Mortified the Book makes The Onion/AV Club's Surprisingly Specific Holiday Gift Guide! Page 2! Right here! Under the title "For That Friend Who's A Closet Voyeur!"

Everyone's a closet voyeur. And if y'aint, then y'strange. In a bad way. Or, you're simply a liar. I say, liar.