Friday, December 01, 2006

Christmas Gift Idea for the High School Drop Out in Your Life


Let your loved ones lounge around on your sofa like graduates with the feel of luxurious polyester in this spiffy bathrobe. Great gift for those with a G.E.D as well. Everybody deserves to wear a cap and gown. Even if it kills your sex life. Put this baby on, add a few cats to the picture and next thing you know, you're one step closer to muttering to yourself in either a muu-muu or a housecoat. Yes folks, nothing says I love you this Christmas more than "You appear to have given up on yourself. Enjoy the downward slide, may this robe grow with you." So, give the gift of abstinence this holiday season. Buy a robe here.

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