Wednesday, December 06, 2006

It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp Ass Beeyatch

Look how hard it was for DeeAnne, my #1 Pimp Ass Beeyatch, to celebrate her 26th birthday tonight. Let alone try to find the money for the rent. We spent the evening with Cha Cha and Kevin while they sold her kick ass hats at the Puck Building Gift Show. We partied like it was 1999, because drinks were free and that's the last year DeeAnne was young. For those counting, DeeAnne was 20 in 1999.

Ok, sure, that's in dog years, but she won't be insulted because she friggin' loves dogs. Ask her. For reals. She eats their faces off. And she claims to be a vegetarian! I know! It's ridiculous! She'll also spend hours on the phone with Doodle. Don't even get me started on that nonsense.


DeeAnne making love to two cute dogs and one fabulous hat outside of Cha Cha's House of Ill Repute


Kevin, Anne, Cha Cha and Eddie in "Bite Me Best" on Avenue C and Ninth Street.

(Yes, I'm wearing a fabulous Cha Cha Original, so definitely click on this bitch, once, then again in the bottom right corner for maximum sweet ass magnification. I'm the a-hole with the camera.)

DeeAnne and Kevin


DeeAnne and Eddie keepin' it real straight pimpin, G. G is for Gorgeous.

DeeAnne is singing some jazzy jazzy jazz hands jazz on December 6th in Midtown Manhattan. Check the details here. Be there and wish her a Happy Birthday yourself! Or, be a square. You're choice, Jazz Hating Square.

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