Real Fact #111: Only male turkeys* gobble.
Real Fact #124: Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time**.
*Male turkeys. Duh. Redundant. All males are turkeys.
**This would render me the crankiest bitch on earth***.
***NO, I am not the crankiest bitch on earth.
1 comment:
That's when you whack them with the club.
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