Dear Nancy O'Dell
Your hair really looks like hell
You're tall, you're thin
You host a popular show
There's no need for you
to look like a 'ho
What you need is a good haircut
One that won't make you look like a slut
Because you're 41 this year
And it's all very clear
remember:
I say this because I care
So never fear, be a dear
and
CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR
~
a poem by anne altman, all rights reserved
11 comments:
Do not cut your hair
TV lady microphone
Long hair exclusive
A hiaku
by newbluebaby
it's hAIku, idiot.
-doodle
Oh, you're a grammar nazi too?
Et tu Doodle?
whatever, naked baby. i read. and kill things.
-doodle
here's another haiku:
________
her hair is too long
over forty for fucks sake
she's kidding herself
________
but Anne, she doesn't look over 40.
and is there a stipulation that you have to have short hair if you're over a certain age??
I think they're extensions. Which is even worse and therefore she should be kickied in the butt.
The purple outfit makes her look like Grimace from Ronald McDonaldland.
yes, the rule is actually over 30, but since 40 is the new 30...lets just say there's is a short hair over 40 rule that's being busted all over town. she doesn't look over 40? put her next to a 30 year old.
I've always had short hair, but when my hair turns all grey, I'm planning on growing it out earth-mama style. You know, to set myself apart from the church ladies. And, apparently, to annoy you.
hahahahahaha. i laugh again. yes...anne has always hated long hair on woman over thirty....mom hates it too!
Maybe she could get a nice mullet and co-host Dr. Phil. The hillbillies would then have someone they could relate to.
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