Wednesday, September 27, 2006

It's Time to Bless the Pets

Or rather, it's time to bless the human companions. This was recommended to me by someone who thought I might be interested in bringing Doodle cat uptown for a little exorcism. She hasn't been to church since Sigfried's funeral. You know, Sigfried the goldfish, won at the San Gennaro festival a few years ago whom she killed in a tragic accident by pushing the "cat proof" screen into his face whilst fishing?

She'd go just to see the camel. Or better yet, the smell of camel crap. Doodle's gross.

2 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Oh great. Now we'll have the christian camels and the non-christian camels eye'n each other up in the Sahara and both thinkin' "Ya know, I think god wants US to have this oasis."

anne altman said...

yep. the whole world is fucked. sideways.