Finally, Howard Gets a Real Piece of the Pie

Poor Anna Nicole Smith. Her son died tragically just after she gave birth to a daughter in the Bahamas. That is too terrible for words. And then it was revealed that the father of the baby is allegedly none other than her former attorney, Howard K. Stern, who has been in love with her and all over her like a bum on a baloney sandwich since he became her lawyer back in the day. He loved her fat, he loved her obese, he loved her thin, he loves her now. Remember him on the Anna Nicole Show? I couldn't decide who was more irritating, Anna or Howard. But I like stories about the mensch getting the hot blonde with big tits in the end. Sure, she may have conceded to a wedding (which apparently is not binding) because she's grieving, but whatevs. She needs him and he needs her. Either way, I hope it works out.